Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE
no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said
“I laid an atlas out in front of you and said “pick a city.”
You smiled at me and the ink bled into your hands
where you touched it. What I didn’t say was,
pick a city where I can hold
those hands. Where we can walk the streets
and people will only stare because your fingers are
the land and mine are
the sea and they’re
finally coming together.
Where people won’t look twice,
simply because you are a girl
and I am a girl and didn’t Aristophanes once say that humans
are two halves of a whole? No one should call us wrong
for being brave enough to let our hearts wander and return to a person
who feels like home.”
6 - chris(tian) bale: the least hot chris. kinda wacky and he really scares me stop putting your body through that shit christian!!!!!!
5 - chris colfer: yeah bitches im bringing glee memories back i fucking hate glee but that man was a good actor okay!!!! a good kid
4 - chris evans: he’s really hot and cute with his boob grabbing laughter but this is the Major leagues okay that’s not gonna cut it anymore.
3 - chris hemsworth: this list is post ragnarok where i fell in love with the most beautiful human being god has ever created. that’s chris hemsworth. BUT only with short hair.
2- chris pratt: im only gonna say that chris pratt isnt the hottest chris but i fucking love andy dwyer okay??? parks and rec is my fav show of all time so chris pratt gets mayor hufflepuff points because he just warms my heart. funniest chris by far.
1 - chris pine: listen i KNOW you all disagree with me but chris pine has been my sweetheart since the princess diaries came out. im a loyal bitch okay?? this is my number one hoe and i would take out every other chris if it gets me to chris pine
